There’s a new kind of coffee drinker in town—the Flowstate fanatic. They’re not your average caffeine fiend. These are the people who have transcended the world of basic brews and stepped boldly into the future of coffee.
Curious if you’ve crossed paths with one? Here’s how to tell.
1. They’ve Definitely Mentioned Nootropics
Flowstate fanatics aren’t just about drinking coffee—they’re about optimising it. They’ll casually ask, “Have you tried nootropics yet?” and proceed to drop phrases like “mental clarity” and “neurotransmitter support” as if everyone knows what they’re talking about.
2. “Regular Coffee? I Could Never…”
You won’t catch a Flowstate fanatic sipping a standard latte or a drip coffee from a chain. No, no. They’ve evolved past that. Regular coffee is old news—too many jitters, not enough benefits.
3. They Carry Their Own Coffee Everywhere
Flowstate fanatics are nothing if not prepared. They don’t rely on what’s available—they bring their own. Whether it’s an emergency sachet stashed in their bag or their trusty keep-cup filled with the good stuff, they’re always ready to Flow.
4. They’re All About Hacking Their Day
From morning workouts to carefully planned productivity breaks, Flowstate drinkers are the kings and queens of routine optimisation. They treat their coffee like a cornerstone of their success, and they will tell you about it.
5. They Talk About Energy Like It’s a Science
Ever heard someone casually say, “I need clean energy, not just a caffeine high”? That’s a Flowstate fanatic. They’ll explain how they avoid the dreaded coffee crash while sipping on what looks like a regular cup of coffee (but isn’t).
6. They Inspire a Little Bit of FOMO
You might find yourself thinking, should I be drinking that? Flowstate fanatics have a way of making their coffee routine sound so cutting-edge, you’re almost convinced it’s the secret to taking over the world—or at least surviving Monday mornings.
If any of these sound familiar, congrats—you might be a Flowstate fanatic in the making.
And if you’re not, well…we’re just saying there’s a reason these sachet-toting optimisers are onto something.
